Findings:
- Love Me or Leave Me
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Making love out of nothing at all
- I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
- sky loves me (user)
- Jesus loves me, right?
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- She loves me, she loves me not
- PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- Cut it out
- water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- She loved me for my maths
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I'll become what you became to me
- As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- If you really loved me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Spare Me a Little of Your Love
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Somebody Loves Me
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- Lick me out
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- love me
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Love me the way that I love you
- O tell me the truth about love
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Jesus Loves Me
- If No One Will Love Me
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- Nobody Loves Me
- Is it love or infatuation?
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- Pity Me, My Love
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Love Won Out
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- Was it Love, or Obsession?
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- a love letter expressly meant for your eyes only
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- She Loves Me
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- She said she loved me
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Show Me Love
- a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- Not cut out for the Play-Doh confessional
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- you show me yours and I'll show you mine
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- feline allergies
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- let me love you (user)
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Dance Me to the End of Love
- Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- You say you love; but with a voice
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Know me better, and love me better
- I told you I love you, now get out
- let me love you_root (category)
- They love me in San Francisco
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Can't Buy Me Love
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- To love and lose or not at all?
- Loves me like a bottle
- You only love me for my whitegoods
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- fish or cut bait
- You have your work cut out for you
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- He loves me, he loves me not
- Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
- Driving scares the crap out of me
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Do you think you could love me now?
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- eyed me like a female mantis
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- Hold me closer and say you love me
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- Beauty with love, false or true
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- For Love or Money
- ME IN LOVE (user)
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
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