Findings:
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- Nothing can stop me now
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- for now this is the best that can be done
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- You can, but you may not
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- no power in the verse can stop me
- Rebeca Martinez
- can you show me where this came from?
- from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
- There can be only one
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Have One On Me
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- No one can be in two places at once
- far be it from me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- No one can be totally logical
- Stop killing me now
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- It can be cold in the dark
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- TV can be a good thing
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Any song can be a love song
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
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