Findings:
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Nothing can stop me now
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- You can, but you may not
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Have One On Me
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- far be it from me
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- No one can be in two places at once
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- There can be only one
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Stop killing me now
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Rebeca Martinez
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- No one can be totally logical
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- every partial order can be extended to a total order
- Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- God must be living in the sea.
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- Take me from home
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
- Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Fishing may be painful
- I may not be unbreakable
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Can the Cross be Saved?
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- It could have been me
- You say you love; but with a voice
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- One letter can make all the difference
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- can you get enough of me?
- Can you show me?
- may you be granted a purple robe
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Far From Me
- Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
- Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
- Frilly putty in me now
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
- One Impulse from a Vernal Wood
- Fuzzy Bunny
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
- kill me now (user)
- me, now and again
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- STOP MUTING ME (user)
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- My microwave can stop time
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
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