Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented."

• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• To Record Only Water for Ten Days
• he likes to watch you walk
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• He Was a Crook
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• When he became an old man
• It's just the way that he walks
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Kicking up leaves as we walk along
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Leave it for a day and it will leave you for two
• Jan And Dean's Golden Summer Days
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Frontier Days Along the Upper Missouri
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The Ten Commandments of the First Day After Hernia Surgery
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Vibes on a Summers Day
• The dog days of summer
• Ten days in the mountains. We wait.
• Six Days on the Road
• And on the eighth day, man created God
• It's the first day of summer and already I feel yesterday's fingers clenched tight around my throat
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• At least he was gentle
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• I married him because he was not mean
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• A short-lived peace: the start of Vietnam's ten thousand day war
• Hell on Ten Dollars a Day
• Food was purer in the good old days
• my day will come (user)
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• I was Christian for a day
• free will, free agency, free beer
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• 500 Days Of Summer
• Crazy English Summer
• English is the hot dog of languages
• Oh joyous day! Let's!
• The particular sequence of ten words "attack on an English writer that the character of this" is not at all unreasonable.
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• How the English invented music
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• The day he gave me a lift
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He will bring us goodness and light
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• All he left her was alone
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?
• Observed on a walk on the last day of April
• Music was better in the old days
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• The day I found out I was a guy
• The Day Earth Was Born
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• I was a father for a few days
• Seven Day Mile
• I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
• Summer days... And Summer Nights!
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• Last Days of Summer
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• And in those days was armageddon
• There was a cold day
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Hot day love cliches
• The Day the World was about to End
• Ten Days That Shook the World
• One day we will burn
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The Illicit "This Writeup Will Self-Destruct in 3 days" nodermeet of snuggling and doom
• A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
• Copenhagen Beer Days
• Day Man
• hot day + candle wax + insect = fun!
• I will never drink root beer again
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• A long walk for a small beer
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• All Summer in a Day
• Jazz on a Summer's Day
• some day we will all be gone
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Keen's Hot English Mustard
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• English History: The road to Magna Carta
• The Man He Killed
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• Local man, missing, as search enters day five
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• More than he was willing to give
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning

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