Findings:
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- It should not be this complicated
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Should I be happy?
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- titles should be approached laterally
- Who Shot JFK?
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Mick Rock
- Who Shot Johnny Rock?
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- Laundry should be free
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Who Will Be There
- Why should we be moral?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- why you should never be a referee
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Things every child should be taught
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- AI should be our top priority.
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Names that should never be given to important files
- hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
- Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Food should not be luminous
- What is and what should never be
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I should be able to remember your face
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- Farmer's Market
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Chalant should be a word!
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Children should be seen and not heard
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- girls should be nice
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- stupidity should be painful
- Daylight Saving Time should be ended
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Should I be sorry?
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- This node should be filled with bees!
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Automobile tire pressure
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Lafcadio, the Lion Who Shot Back
- Helping a loved one with depression
- play dumb
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- You Should Be Sober
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- The man who refused to be King
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- Who Shot Ryoji Kaji?
- Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
- The Three Kings who were from Villeins
- The dog who would not beg
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- The Man Who Cried
- let me know who you are now.
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- relative mental bandwidth
- The man who can fix anything
- to be
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I want to be sexy too!
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Things that could be
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- I want to be a cog
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- How the Moon Came to Be
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
- Overpopulation won't be a problem
- This is a place to be wary of
- be advised
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Be Bop Deluxe
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
- It must be New Years Eve again
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- Be there or be square
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- How to be a street musician
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- How to be a lardass
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- I'll be in my bunk.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- you just might be evil
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