Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Just don't ask where I got WinXP. It costs hundreds of pounds, and I can't afford to buy it"

• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Rape committed by women
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• Don't ask don't tell
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• Just don't expect me to understand
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Your cable TV just got better!
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Money can't buy happiness
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Dreams where you can't move
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Can't we all just get along?
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• Where you can't find me
• When you just can't win
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Can't Buy Me Love
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't shit where you eat
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• where the family tree don't fork
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Where the sun don't shine
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Don't ask
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• You just don't get it
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• why don't you just?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• A Philosopher Asks Buddha
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Ask and Embla
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• WinXP (user)
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

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