Joe was looking forward to the check in. He was fantasizing about showing off his marvelous kit on the new scanner machine. Joe likes creepy.

He was trying to figure out how to get the touchy-feely, as well, and decided to stuff some aluminum foil down his shorts. It worked. He loves people touching his horse, and he got a big woman to do it. He was thinking, "Yes, you feed me radiation! Yes! You let me show off my stuff! Yes, yes! Then you touch me down there-- ahh, yes!".

Joe is creepy. He turned in his ticket and re-booked for the next day.