Findings:

• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There Was No Leak
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• No shit, there I was
• When I was young Time had no wings
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Finding air where matter once was
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• There was a land where lived no violets
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• I was searching glass
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• This node was made for you and me
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• When I Was A Baby
• His version was better
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music were a woman
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Since Adam was a boy
• The teachers thought I was insane
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• Hitler was an artist
• The first time I knew I was different
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Since Hector was a pup
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• Adam was a rough draft
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• what was it (user)
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Exremism, in defense of liberty, is no vice
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Before you, there was me
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• it was true then
• I am that person I was watching
• every noder was once a normal human
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Petey Piper was a viper
• No matter where you go, there you are
• OR WAS IT
• was
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Even the moon was wrong
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I was Christian for a day
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I was doing so well.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• the signal was killed
• She was free
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Music was better in the old days
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• This Was Your Life
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• Where's the kaboom?
• I was my mom for a while
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9

If you Log in you could create a "It was self defense no matter what my plea was" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.