Findings:

• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• If I was beautiful like you
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• What if architecture was like web design?
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• I'd like some dreams too
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• With him it was always like
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• My skin felt like I was falling
• like nothing ever was
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• id Software
• id
• state ID
• session id
• student ID
• Fake ID
• The Wizard of Id
• referral ID
• I'd rather read a book
• process id
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• Corporate ID Cards
• I'd elope if I were you
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I'd blindly follow the most hopeless of paths
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• id est
• ID Parade Blues
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• id Anthology
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• IDS
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Got any ID please?
• ID Chalking
• Ids Postma
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• 666, The Antichrist in the new European ID cards
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• See Photo ID
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• National ID card
• I'd Do Anything
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• $id (user)
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Speeding through the desert I found a fire I'd forgotten
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• No place I'd rather be
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'd better stop writing
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• a million tomorrows for one yesterday, that's what i'd gladly trade
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Tastes like chicken
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Head Like a Hole
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• I never thought it would be like this
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• It's Like, You Know...
• Take it like a man
• Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
• hung like a horse
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Cake Like
• Making like the rabbits
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Spies Like Us
• Party Like It's 1499
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• I do not like doctors
• like an ashtray
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• In like Flynn
• I like my coffee the way I like my women

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