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• I'd Like To Go Alone
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• With him it was always like
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I'd like some dreams too
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If I was beautiful like you
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Military ID
• No place I'd rather be
• Like a Rolling Stone
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• I love you like a brother
• Just Like Heaven
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Like the Sun
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I like silent moments
• off like a bride's nightie
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• like a Swiss watch
• Some Like It Hot
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Works like the train toilet
• Work like you don't need the money
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• Our relationship is like a crime scene
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Walk like a duck
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• the squealing bride, like a stuck pig
• All poets like to kick
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Like a day without sunshine
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Sparkly sandals for averting the love of nuns
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• I Was A Cow
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• it was true then
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Fake ID
• ID Parade Blues
• National ID card
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• I Don't Like Mondays
• joy is like curing hiccups
• I don't like moving.
• Why Boston navigating is like Everything
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Anger, shaped like a man
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I like women with shaved heads
• This isn't what it looks like
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Pretty like fire
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I would like to buy you a drink
• Walking down the street at night, buzzing like a transformer
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• A face like a slapped arse
• blue like an arrow, deep and true
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• Psst! Johnny likes Jenny! Pass it on!
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Ripped like Jesus
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• love like you don't need the money
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
• kick-ass nuns
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• If God was willing to let it be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• There Once Was a Farmer
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I was doing so well.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Magneto Was Right
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• I'd rather read a book
• id Anthology
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• As You Like It I.ii
• I like cock
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I liked the one with the whales
• The top secret of talking like an American
• I like the way he reads poetry
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• I need something like smoking
• chocolate in the mouth is like green green grass to the eyes
• Shattered Like a Glass Goblin
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You tasted like a gumdrop, lemon lime
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Republican Like Me
• Almost Like a Whale?

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