• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• I'd like some dreams too
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• If I was beautiful like you
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• With him it was always like
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Fake ID
• `id` (user)
• For you I'd leave all this behind
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• like an ashtray
• As You Like It I.iii
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Why is a pregnant cow like Monaghan?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• What did Jesus look like?
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• Reprint what you like
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones
• Like A Prayer
• Eh, you like beef?
• The colors flow through her like a rainbow
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Go like the clappers
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• giggle like a schoolgirl
• microcosms, white like snow
• How to write poetry like a teenager
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• I wish I could burn like god
• My Mistress's Eyes Are Nothing Like the Sun
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Women only like me for my mind
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Like A Bull (With A Ring Through My Nose)
• Sparkly sandals for averting the love of nuns
• Cybersex before it was cool
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• Don Was
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• Before you, there was me
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
• I'd rather read a book
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'd Do Anything
• I'd better stop writing
• Fuck like bunnies
• Noding is like writing poetry
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I liked their early stuff
• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!
• It's almost like you're real
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• I like train stations and supermarkets
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Off like a prom dress
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• Loves me like a bottle
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• Kisses on my shoulder like little stars sparkling
• I like how your fingers trace the letters
• We like you! Probably.
• I still like a bedtime story
• like death10 (user)
• Why I like E2
• dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
• Like A Leaf Furrowing Into The Ground
• We Looked Like Giants
• seems like yesterday, seems like forever
• kick-ass nuns
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• It was not death, for I stood up
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Odysseus was not lying
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Nu Wa
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce

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