• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• All of Me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Word Me!
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Without Me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Don't send me roses
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• m.e. (user)
• Count to Pi for me.
• Can You Take Me Back
• capture me with grace
• show me (user)
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Hand me that piano
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• me so cute (user)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Women only like me for my mind
• holding me back
• the devil, the lovers, & me
• She looks at me and she laughs
• Tell me a story about drains
• the real me
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Variants that completely miss the point
• Please Please Me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You remind me of the Babe
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Return to me
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Hear me now
• Augusta, Maine
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• emote me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• you complete me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The Devil made me do it
• Me representing William Borah
• Thinking distracts me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Take Me Back to Tech
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• this city wasn't built for me
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Tell me what to dream
• Kiss Me Baby
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• You and Me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• let's try me (user)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Bitch set me up!
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• thats me (user)
• simply me (user)
• a subtle flavor of me hiding
• Mom Needs Me For the Silliest Things
• Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent.
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• let me speak (user)
• He called me Sarah once
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Pages, almost completely torn
• Trust me
• Do you know me?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Commercials depress me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You Run Deep in Me
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Ask me about Loom
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• And It Stoned Me
• Je me souviens
• The thought that kept me awake
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Give Me Strength
• People confuse me
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• The radios are talking to me again
• Saint of Me
• Look with me at the stars
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• My cat is ding dong ditching me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• You have no power over me
• Fill for me a brimming bowl
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Singing softly to me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Punish me with kisses
• You Bring Life to Me
• It does not sing for me
• There is a panther stalks me down
• another me (user)
• All around me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• who me (user)
• Lie to Me
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• please let me in (user)
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• like you love me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Me! (user)
• Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
• what my parents taught me
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Don't quote me on that
• get off me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• where does that leave me?
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: You, Me, We
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Walk Like Me
• Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Tell me about your faith
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.

If you Log in you could create a "It completely baffled me" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.