Findings:

• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Vacuuming completely nude in paradise
• Me too
• Below me
• Gag me with a spoon
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• mini me (user)
• Ask Me Why
• .25(Brain) + .75(Other Memories) = Me
• Fight me, Jimmy!
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Me and My Shadow
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• god help me
• What RU-486 means to me
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Windows ME: The Virus Addition
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• 80s music made me gay
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• All For Me Grog
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• Weakness in Me
• What in the world has come over me
• Goodness Gracious Me
• They are telling me it is time to go
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• It's me (user)
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• loving me (user)
• skinny me (user)
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Before you, there was me
• it's just me (user)
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• list of things
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• give me your most honest smile
• Experience tells me not to try
• Tickle Me Emo
• electric you, electric me
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think it's me?
• A more delicate and biddable me
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• something terrible comes over me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• That man bit me
• I and me
• Pardon me
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Too many mes
• Pity Me, My Love
• Oh woe is me
• Sing me a Song
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• help me (user)
• inhuman me (user)
• That one makes me scream, she said
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• math makes me smile
• Just Me (user)
• I'll become what you became to me
• The Emergency Services called me back
• It could have been me
• me 3:16 (user)
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Silly me
• /me misses happiness
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Touch Me You Fool
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Meet Me in St. Louis
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
• Show Me Love
• Me and Lukey
• bite me 2000 (user)
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• Cry me a river
• E2 egged me on
• The me I hope to become
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• You died for me
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Spanish Boots of Spanish Leather are Haunting Me
• This Is Me Smiling
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Eat Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Just call me fluffy
• What makes me beautiful
• Me Imperturbe
• If memory serves me right
• Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
• offend me
• Bangor, Maine
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• you affect me in invisible ways
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• They asked me to write a letter
• She said she loved me
• The day Anubis hit on me
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Don't Blame Me
• Nobody Loves Me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• OBAFGKM
• Don't leave me alone
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• A crow shook down on me
• Send me downstream
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Super Me (user)
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• you are magic to me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• She kills me
• The wires hum me to sleep
• Carl and me
• the weakest and shallowest is deathless with me
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• let me show you it
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters

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