Findings:

• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• The fields, so vast and golden and brimming with untold wonder
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• SOS: Help for Parents
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• So help me God
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• The Girl Can't Help It
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• and but so
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• Good help is so hard to find
• This tastes so new and strange
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Violins can't help it
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• Life is so strange
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Nothing So Strange (user)
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• Butt shaft
• Mr. Wilson’s Cabinet of Wonder
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• silent but deadly
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me

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