Findings:

• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• She was too beautiful to be human
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• She could be a businesswoman
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Things never were what they used to be
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• If She Were a Shipwreck
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Hacking Cough (user)
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Be fruitful and multiply
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• We Can Be Together
• Just be home in time for supper
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Glitter and Be Gay
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• I will always be in the details
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• No one can be in two places at once
• Let It Be (user)
• there will be a last
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Short can be good! (document)
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This love will be your downfall.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Hacking Ethics
• /bin/sh
• Slap Her... She's French
• she's a terrible child, and a wonderful monster
• she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• The things she wonders about
• She is silver, mechanical. She sees in infrared.
• She favors black bras
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• She wrote the great american napkin
• finding no answer, she stepped closer
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
• She knew what she was doing
• Symptoms of stress
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• when we were children
• We're, Where, Were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• If the Sharks Were People
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Born to be Wild
• Were you here at all?
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Why Be Bitter?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• The IND That Used To Be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• don't be absurd (user)
• Bound To Be Read
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• God must be deaf
• it would be hilarious if only
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• trying to be a feminist
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not good that the man should be alone

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