• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• She could be a businesswoman
• Hacking Cough (user)
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Things never were what they used to be
• she couldn't go and be beautiful
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• i want to be a dj
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• as X as I Need to Be
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I cough up butterflies
• Hacking a drugstore
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• She's Leaving Home
• She's in Parties
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part II
• And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• She is the ocean.
• She only wants me for tech support
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• What, she cannot say
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• She buys apples
• She works in mysterious ways
• She Stole My Voice
• she had mood ring eyes
• he (or she)
• tetragon, She
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• As if either one of us were happy
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• We were always coming back
• We're all Borf in the End
• How we were, before you were
• You will be assimilated
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• the stars were falling just for him
• Information cannot be owned
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• So mote it be
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Glory Be
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We are what we pretend to be
• There will be no more stories to read
• die to be thin 14 (user)
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• What does it mean to be free?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• So then she said
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• She Sells Sanctuary
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• She sweeps with many-colored brooms
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• each flake a cold kiss she brushes off
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• She is and was
• cities full of ravens, silent concrete echoing back while she sings
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• And When She Sings
• eternal she
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• "We're With Ditka"
• why we were chosen
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• They Were Eleven
• And Then There Were None
• Mistakes were made

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