• I'm not this cool in real life
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• We Real Cool
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Real life trolling
• credibility is the only real currency
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The Imaginary Friend with a Real Gun
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Drugs are only for cool kids
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• real friends twist the knife
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• If I Could Say Mother
• Friends in Life and Death
• Real Life
• our website could be your life
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• My Only Friend
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• free stuff is always cool
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Not only pirates say "Arrrr"
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• New Cool Stuff (nodelet)
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• real life test
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Dan in Real Life
• Only in dreams are you real, whoever you are
• the only comfort we could ever have
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• i dont talk like this in real life
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Real Life Phaser
• save and restore function in real life
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• real life raygun
• Everything vs. Real Life
• Real Life Dilbert
• Only the gods are real.
• The only thing that life is missing is the background music
• Real life applications of mathematics
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• I had cool friends in high school
• If only I could get into her head
• friends for life
• Evolution Data Only
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• there are no paradoxes, only false assumptions
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• a real brrr cat
• Real Engineers
• Are you real elephants?
• Cool for Cats
• Celebrities' real names
• Cool Nodes XML Ticker II (ticker)
• A random real is irrational
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Resonant frequencies are cool
• Real Time With Bill Maher
• 2 cool babysiter (user)
• Mapping the power set of the integers to the real numbers
• Estate marketing real (user)
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• occasionally real
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You don't have any real problems
• Could AOL phone home?
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• "Don't worry," he says
• Could man be drunk for ever
• What tech support reps should not say to customers
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Say it!
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Things not to say during sex
• say it with cookies
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• She says kill. I say how many.
• Can we still be friends?
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• Attacked by ninjas, you say?
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Great Stuff
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• Write your own stuff
• A game to play with friends, cars, and quarters
• Feta stuffed mushrooms
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• Sex is a gift of pleasure between friends
• Stuff And Nonsense
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• God is an imaginary friend for adults
• If we're such good friends
• Superman's Girl Friend, Lois Lane
• Choose life
• spontaneous creation of life on Earth
• The Four Hindu Aims of Life
• my life in the singular
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• whose life is this
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Life with Blue Hair
• The company way of life
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• The Life of Finn mac Cumhail 1: Preface
• The meaning of life
• Farm Life Ballet
• life zone
• Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Life Underwater
• Life of a White Muslim
• Life has a price
• Second Life
• Is your life heartless?
• The Life of Alfred V
• life swapping
• The Life Of Jesus
• Taking on a Life of Their Own
• This wicked life
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Signs Of Life
• Semi-Charmed Life
• This Sporting Life
• It's a Hard Knock Life for a Cosmic Horror Cultist
• God only knows
• Only a matter of time
• only the beginning

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