• What was stolen by someone else
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Absolutely, to someone else
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• I wish I was a half of a two
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Fighting someone else's battle
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Someone else's toilet
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Loving someone else's wife
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• my name on someone else's body
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• someone else's hand
• Helping people cheat
• I wish I was a fish
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• it was true then
• Your husband was a great man
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• and with that, the final word was written
• Be careful what you wish for
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• My world, your wounds, my wrath, my wish
• I wish I could bottle you
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• A very mean bar trick
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I was not sleeping anymore
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• Magneto Was Right
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• i think it was (user)
• The day I was showering with two black men
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I wish it were raining
• I wish I knew how to quit you
• Be different, just like everyone else
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• How to speak to someone in a noisy room
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was looking for you
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How was the Bible canonized?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I Was Born Yesterday
• and there was this girl
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• There was a baby in China
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I wish I were close
• Wish for Something Better
• A Wish (user)
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Someone to Pull the Trigger
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• 'T was
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Truth was in that mountain
• I was invisible beside you
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• Nero was an angler in the lake of darkness
• wish list
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• A Holiday Wish
• I Wish You Were Here
• everyone else is asleep
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• New Business: Employing Someone
• Eye contact at a distance
• Someone O. Rother (user)
• Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water

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