• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• She always was devious in her beauty
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• She was steady
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She was free
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• She is and was
• She was locked in time
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• When she was bad
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I was looking for you
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Kalila wa Dimna
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• Was There a Time
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• With him it was always like
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Mister Chu was reading
• The Walrus was Paul
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music were a woman
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• The Haunting That Was Not
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• I was addicted to parents
• What if architecture was like web design?
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Aunt Peg
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I was there
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• All he left her was alone
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• There was a baby in China
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• God was created in man's image
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• I married him because he was not mean
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Adam was a rough draft
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• what once I was
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was searching glass
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Where Once Life Was
• Even the moon was wrong
• I remember, there was one
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• It was not death, for I stood up
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Odysseus was not lying
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• When I Was Cruel
• Tetris was Soviet Communist Propaganda
• I wish I was a fish
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Renee was a princess
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Mister Chu was reading on the terrace
• wa
• Trompe
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction

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