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• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• The night was alive, and so was I
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• It was free, so I took it.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I was doing so well.
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You're too young to be so old
• Some people break so easily
• Art is so important
• Alright, so where's the sign pasted on?
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So your kids want a pet
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• So you've decided to start smoking
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• iam so happy_root (category)
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• The Story So Far
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Running a BBS
• Duvall, Washington
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• If I was president
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• This node was made for you and me
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Just So Stories
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• So you think you're on a roll?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I used to have so many dreams
• at once so warm and so insignificant.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Why are you so goddamn cranky?
• Making the Movies XX Why Naval Movies are so Scarce
• If class conflict is inherent to society, then so too is revolution
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• thin is so in (user)
• It Ain't Necessarily So
• my heart hurts so bad
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Why Socrates was really executed
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• RIT was built sideways
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• was (user)
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When I Was Cruel
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• what was it (user)
• When I was 9
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Why do we treat them so well?
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• So What
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Yall So Stupid
• You are so beautiful
• So Close
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
• So the sheep will push back
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• Voyeurism is so last year
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Battle Ground, Washington
• Barnum was right
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• pathetic lust
• right so
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• do re mi fa so la ti do
• so sorry (user)
• What makes her so cute?
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• Why is theater so boring
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• So much nothing
• So you want to be evil
• So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• me so cute (user)
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• The Walrus was Paul
• There was a young lady of Riga
• I was never any good at maths at school
• That Was The Week That Was
• This Was Your Life
• Since Adam was a boy
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• That Was The Year That Was
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Olympia, Washington
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China

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