Findings:

• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• This was not my going away party
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• His version was better
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• This sadness is part of his story.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I was going to marry Marty
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Geronimo's Story of His Life
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• the best damned story ever written
• Watch the map become the territory
• Paper that becomes aware
• Time Becomes Meaningless In The Face Of Creativity
• Become
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Becoming a Buddhist
• when people become strangers
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• why global warming causes weather to become more extreme
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• How to become a minister for free
• Young liberals become old conservatives
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• You become the people you hate
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• How do you become a geek?
• Diagnosed with 6 months to live, I become a one-man-army
• I'll become what you became to me
• You can become immune to scorpion venom
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• The point at which music becomes unrecognizable
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• When children become people
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• How to become a better anorexic
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• My kitchen window has become an instrument of death
• The farmer becomes the knight again
• How to Become a Fruitarian
• How to Become a Fruitarian 2
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• What's Become of the Baby
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• E2 has become my Internet
• Mourning Becomes Electra
• Morning Becomes Eclectic
• in order to tame lions, one must become a lion
• If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
• How a Pope is chosen
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• Open your eyes. Become bigger. It hasn't killed you, and it's making you stronger
• Death Becomes Her
• How a bill becomes a law in the United States
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• What Becomes of the Brokenhearted
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• How a bill becomes a law in Israel
• Become warm chocolate
• The Wish of the Young Saint Francis to become a Soldier
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I have become furniture in your life
• How to Become a Hacker
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When Society Becomes an Addict
• Mihai Becomes an Informer
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• And your very flesh shall become a great poem
• How To Become a Mighty Pirate
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• How a bill becomes a law in the Westminster System
• Ice fishing becomes madly popular in the American midwest, despite the unseasonable late November thaw
• Donny Becomes a Man
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.
• What becomes of the little boys?
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• sometimes noise becomes music
• Any house can become a prison
• retroactive tears for the man I thought you wouldn't become
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• When Walls Become Tables
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• We Will Become Silhouettes
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• The me I hope to become
• How To Become A Virgin
• our website could be your life
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• The Life to Which We've Become Accustomed
• How to become a competitive gamer
• PETA becomes you, a proposed future
• Yeah, you've become, beautiful
• how to become a better
• How to become a bitter anorexic
• thought has become irritatingly symphonic
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• we will become a happy ending
• I long to slash and slay the enemy and become a hero
• What becomes of Amy and Rory?
• If everyone gets a trophy, trophies become meaningless
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• How I did not become a super-hero
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
• On the potential of anti-colonialism to become nationalism
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• fill the cracks with gold; damage becomes beauty
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• We chose to become meat
• A Man Who Sometimes Becomes Smaller
• You want me to become what?
• If you can fool yourself then that becomes true for you.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• if i could become a lime
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• We have become superfluous
• how does quiet become a mirror?


• i've worked very hard to become so
• When Breath Becomes Air
• how you spend your time is what you become
• what we practice, we become
• The more i dream, the more whole the picture becomes.
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• How do I become a Mason?
• Everything's Best Users (superdoc)
• best users (usergroup)
• Best Buy
• best
• Best friend
• Best Of, Volume 1
• The Best Damn Band in the Land
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best

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