Findings:

• On the comet there will be much pie
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• The next life will be better
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• There will be no more stories to read
• When you know things are just meant to be
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• You will be assimilated
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I will be light
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The revolution will not be televised
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• there will be a last
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• the world will be remade in our image
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Carl Everett
• Marks which will never be broken
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The Revolution will be televised
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• They will not be named!
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Someday, I will be strong
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• If it be your will
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Will I cease to be
• Music need not be popular to be good
• What life after death will really be like
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• I will always be weird inside
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The end will be a sellout
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• There Will Be Blood
• I will be your young sinner
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Everything will be alright
• My RPG will be a work of art
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• This love will be your downfall.
• It will never be just you
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• It will be good when I am leader
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• node that will be my legacy
• The television will not be revolutionized
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• There will be time
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I fear I will be nothing
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Will I be given that chance?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• all the cute guys will be there
• Who Will Be There
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Be different, just like everyone else
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I will be in my trailer!
• It must be New Years Eve again
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• There will never be another you
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I will always be in the details
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?

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