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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I solemnly swear that this was an actual plot of at least two hours of network television in the 1970s"

• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• This was their finest hour
• At Least One Kitten was Obliterated
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• At least he was gentle
• America One Television Network
• One hour there was sunlight
• Archaic Network Television Love Letters vol. I
• I wish I was a half of a two
• The day I was showering with two black men
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Archaic Network Television Love Letters vol. II
• I make two gallons of gas an hour
• It was the least I could do
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Advanced Networks and Services
• personal network
• Extreme Networks
• In a network of lines that enlace
• Electronic Communications Network
• Brad, what if I told you I belonged to a network of freedom fighters?
• Mega Man Battle Network 3
• Idiot Plot
• Curry House Plot
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Television X
• Television does more than rot your brain
• Thames Television
• number two
• Remember Two Things
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• two pi
• Free the Springfield two!
• Titus Andronicus II.iii
• White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean
• The Conundrum of the Two Ugly Nurses
• Two of Pentacles
• One person in two bodies
• The Story of the Two Squares
• Two Trees of Valinor
• The Two Brothers: Part Two
• One two danced the pyrrhic
• The Ethics of the Sublime: Part Two
• Cooking for two
• Geraldine and Lamia: The Two Faces of the Gothic Snake Woman
• Two immortals discussing life and death
• When two vowels go walking
• the importance of finding two strawberry starbursts in your fun-size packet
• Paul Soldner, part two
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Dumb laws
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I was in a commercial once
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Michael was special
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How the West Was Won
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It was free, so I took it.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• All he left her was alone
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Azza Wa Jal
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• The hours bleed.
• Visiting Hours
• Zero Hour
• Command & Conquer: Generals: Zero Hour
• Hour of Decision
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• network engineer
• Plumbing Network
• directed network
• Concept Network link
• College Networks
• network search (user)
• Connecting to a network resource in Apache
• Bode plot
• Basic plots
• I swear
• Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television
• The Kenny Everett Television Show
• E! Entertainment Television
• Golden age of television
• thinking for two and the baby on the way
• The Two Dogs
• The week of Seven Airports, two train stations, and thirteen time zones
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• Two Magicians
• Two body problem
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• Geometric Transformations in Two Dimensions
• Two kinds of fat
• Two Gentlemen on Veronica : Act II, Scene i
• one hen two ducks
• Two vaudevillians, unemployed
• The Two Travellers
• Two Characters in Search of a Restaurant
• How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
• This lasted for about two days
• Two North Country Giants
• Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
• Two escapes
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• A Tale of Two Shells
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• There was a young lady of Riga
• That Was Then, This is Now
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• What if the world were flat?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was disillusioned
• I was me before being me was cool.
• and with that, the final word was written
• 1970s
• Actual Parameter
• Vomiting on your great grandma's Volvo in the early hours of the Vernal Equinox
• The Ninth Hour
• Golden Hours
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• office hours
• Shall I at least set my lands in order?
• Least Publishable Unit
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Bayesian Network
• asynchronous sequential network
• Network+
• network control protocol
• Network Management System
• Comprehensive Perl Archive Network
• Network user
• The Social Network
• Babington Plot
• around you I plot the stars
• By my balls, I do swear.
• Star Wars - The Early Years
• television adverts

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