Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I laugh at the things that are supposed to be taken seriously because they just can’t be taken seriously any more"

• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• not to be taken away
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Not to be taken internally
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Just Be
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Let's just be friends
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Beggars can't be choosers
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• The Ten Commandments revised
• we can't all be rock stars
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• They Might Be Giants
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• There need to be more powers
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Automobile tire pressure
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Be a model or just look like one
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I just want to be a drummer
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• you just might be evil
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• It will never be just you
• we can all just be around other people
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• play dumb
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• It's not supposed to be anything
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Where's the kaboom?
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I just want to be friends
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Just to see what it would be like
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Things never were what they used to be
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• There will be no more stories to read
• Just be home in time for supper
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• We used to be more in sync
• They will not be named!
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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