• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Being a dickhead
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• i know you are but what am i
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• The city knows I'm leaving
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I'm not racist but...
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I know more when I'm alone
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was sure it was her
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• It was not death, for I stood up
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Running a BBS
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Adam Smith and His Amazing Invisible Hand
• If I was president
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon

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