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• They had been expecting me
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Our way or the highway
• When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• play dumb
• They bombed our chip shops!
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Who Came First
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Who are "they" anyway?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• They knew what our pain would be.
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• The Bridge Across Forever
• Three Came Home
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• in the still hollows under bridges
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• The gritty, solitary beauty of riding a bike across the 59th St. bridge at dawn
• To those who know who they are
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Bridge Across the Water
• Who owns our writeups?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• They Came To America
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• The dam under the bridge
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Homes for Our Troops
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• cat haters
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• A million feet in military lockstep across the new millennium's bridges
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Three truths across the sky
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Bloody Footprints Across the Bridge of Broken Glass
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The Child who came from an Egg
• the saxophonist under the bridge
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• The Three Oppressions That Came To This Island
• water under the bridge
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• Caregiver Support Group, take three
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
• They killed our Lord
• Who's Rating our Games?
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• Our Father Christmas, who art at the North Pole
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Song for Three Soldiers
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Three Brazilian Soldiers
• They who monitor the Internet
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
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• Living without a computer
• I've been living my life half asleep
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I had been hungry all the years
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• you've been living in a dream world
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Under the Bridge
• The Thief Who Came to Dinner
• First They Came
• Three times the Pale Rider came
• The Man Who Came to Dinner
• The theory that Venus came into our solar system relatively recently
• It was better before they came
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• They came together so as to form one whole
• How They Came to Bunbury
• He's been places they have not.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• The Iraq Study Group Report
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• They want me for a focus group!
• The Fun They Had
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• They Had No Poet
• remember who you were before you came here
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Who Are We Living For?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup

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