• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• worse things have happened to better people
• Jimmy Eat World
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• All you can eat
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• What Sharks Eat
• Know your pets
• What have you
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• May I Have This Dance?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• eat flaming death
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• How to eat a Philadelphia soft pretzel
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• Have you found Jesus?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Names have been changed
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Have you ever thought
• Pop Will Eat Itself
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Eat any good books lately?
• How to eat acorns
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• Eat what you kill
• Eat like a hummingbird, smoke like a dragon.
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• A reason to drink
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Why roses have thorns
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• When living we have need of Death
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Scorpions have won evolution
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Eat Bertha's Mussels
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Houston, we have a problem
• You and I have power supplies
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Eat poop you cat
• Fungus that eats Compact Discs
• Eat Bugs for Money
• Eat shit or puke trying
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!

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