• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• you have never been safe
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Something I Can Never Have
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I have never felt more alive
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• love like you've never been hurt
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Oceania has never been at war
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Using a command line
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Movies that should have been books first
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Penis size and impregnation
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I have never
• Evolution has never been observed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I'll never be the other woman
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Why I've never been ice skating
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I've been a woman for too long
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Never Been Kissed
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• I've Never Been to Me
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Our calendars have no meaning
• The Grass is Never Greener
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Never trust a skinny chef
• She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
• Never Give an Inch
• You who never arrived
• Never Stop
• A Hero Never Dies
• a clear conscience never fears midnight knocking
• Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
• Woman and breasts are a bad combination
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• Woman who anoints Jesus
• The naked woman raises herself on her elbow and continues her monologue in the direction of the bath
• music wo-man (user)
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Have you ever made a just man?
• 80's bands that have survived

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