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• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Actors who have played Hitler
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Human beings will believe anything
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Being Human
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• She Will Have Her Way
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• On Being Human
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• The way things have always been done
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• What I have learned from being fired
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• the time has come
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• human being
• The bored who complain
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• A cat has many ways to enter
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Who made the first bread?
• every day and in every way I am getting better and better
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He who has ears, let him hear
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Why I am personally responsible for the Iraq War
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Stoned music memories
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• just to have some human contact
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Something Wicked This Way Comes
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Know your pets
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Fate, made to fade
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Every Which Way but Loose
• good things come to those who wait
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Human being emulator
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Bicyclists who ride the wrong way on a one-way street
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• You, a human being. I, a robot.
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• every cloud has a silver lining
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• On Being the one who goes away
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Things About To Come My Way
• Using a command line
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Artichoke dip
• painting stars that have come to be
• Experience has made me bitter
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue

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