Findings:

• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I have failed
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• it's God's work to have us fail
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Bitterly
• Bitterly Indifferent (user)
• fail
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• fail miserably
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• When Prophecy Fails
• The God That Failed
• Failed to create empty
• Fianna Fáil
• fail with pride
• Lia Fail
• How to write an English paper and fail
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (2)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (3)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (4)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (5)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (6)
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• OSS can't fail
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• Education has failed
• Failed eBusiness collectibles
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• How the US failed in China
• Music journalists are failed musicians
• How to recover from a failed BIOS update
• How to fail a class
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• fail open
• fail closed
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• What to do when your brakes fail
• As I Rise You FaIl (user)
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• Senses Fail
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• fail fast
• failed state
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• senses fail (user)
• The race calling itself 'human' fails
• 2008 Financial Crisis
• A time to fail
• You fail at sex
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Wang Cock Fail
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• EPIC FAIL
• Fail Blog
• Tiger Woods and Brit Hume fail at Buddhism
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• words fail utterly
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• set up to fail
• TheDeadGuy's failed final mission (category)
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• Words fail me
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life

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