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• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• I have lots of gay friends
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• The way things have always been done
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• always with me
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Trying to be friends
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Know your pets
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• We're trying to have a baby
• Have One On Me
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Always have a backup
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• We'll always have Paris
• I have a friend
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• who me (user)
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• What have you done for me lately?
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You were always so good to me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Using a command line
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Where organized religion lost me
• Platonic friends are always right
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Dogs that have owned me
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• To each his own religion
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• let me know who you are now.
• Could you have danced with me?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• May those who are born after me
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Type A blood
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I have always been burning
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Friends who fuck
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You have no power over me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Things video games have taught me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I didn't always have this cool job
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class

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