Findings:
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- I married him because he was not mean
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jen, I really hate him
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Professionals HATE him!
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- He Hate Me
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- He taught me how to smoke
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- She thought about giving him her heart
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- That's Just How He Was
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- She could not live with or without him
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He made a way to his anger
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- he has her eyes
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He weaves his words
- He just left his body
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- he is too shy to write his tale
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Tell him, she told me
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- At night, she still believes in him
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- He gave her a daisy
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He and she are one
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
- If there is a God, I hate her
- All he left her was alone
- I'll take care of him, Boss
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
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