Findings:
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
- always already
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How to transfer Nursing Schools once you are already a Nurse
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
- And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Or at least it used to be
- I might have, once.
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- Once JPEG, always JPEG
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I Had Always Known
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
- cannabis use and the risk of psychosis
- she had already found her party
- I Once Had Wings
- The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
- I was once young and had a home
- When writers use Latin
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- A conversation I had with myself once
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- I had a brother, once
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- The Planet that Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- I once had a cavity
- Off-Label Use
- Shakespeare's Use of Violence in Titus Andronicus
- Used Cars
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- I used to be bulimic
- Django Reinhardt was dead already
- always on
- Always on top
- It Could Always Be Worse
- Never straight; always gaily forward!
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- The dog ate my homework
- Why I stopped being a vegetarian and ate meat like a real red-blooded American MAN
- Travel 103 - Getting to the Airport and Checking In
- Getting slapped in the nuts from behind
- getting your ashes hauled
- Getting the maximum amount of paint out of a tube
- This ninja is getting increasingly incompetent!
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- What the Wizard had to say.
- These are the memories I never had
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Had Icarus a Parachute
- If i had a diamond (user)
- If I had $1,000,000
- I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
- You might be a Mormon
- The home I might dwell inside
- once removed
- Kent Montana and the Once and Future Thing
- There once was a girl named Irene
- Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
- He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
- Finding air where matter once was
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
- In my craft or sullen art
- hydrate or die
- fold or crumple
- Prose or Poetry?
- Trade or Opium?
- Wanted Dead or Alive
- make or break
- Trolling is a form of art
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Join or Die
- Love Me or Leave Me
- Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- Fight or flight
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- Vote Or Die (e2poll)
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- the and or trick
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- No rhyme or reason
- Double Board Risk
- Risk Aware Consensual Kink
- Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
- The Night of the Trolls
- Drawbacks of the use of elephants as assault weapons
- Use your paper towel to turn the doorknob in the bathroom
- real hackers don't use variable types
- EPA Ritual Use of Mercury Program
- Uses of profanity
- Justification for damaging your brain with recreational drugs
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- Acceptable use policy
- Advice on buying used furniture
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- I could use some new habits, like holding you
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- The door is always open
- I have always been burning
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- Always a Bridesmaid
- Laughter isn't always the best medicine
- The shit we ate
- getting play
- getting into a fight in high school
- Getting a tattoo
- Getting food from outdoor restaurant tables
- Getting your experiments right
- Getting Started in Dance Dance Revolution
- Getting through an IRS audit
- Canon CAT
- Had Gadya
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Never Had It So Good
- Presidents of the United Stated who had not previously held elected office
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- The conditions of life might include error
- Write Once, Debug Everywhere
- A Nation Once Again
- Once and only once
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Heaven or Las Vegas
- Technological or Media Determinism
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- The Lady, or the Tiger?
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Herbs to recover lost or stolen items
- Wilsonville, Oregon
- Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
- Put up or shut up
- James Orr
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- The Couple, or so, Commandments
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- trick or treat game
- The Ballet or the Bullet
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