Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I had a non-crack whore girl in my apartment today, and she didn't even vomit"

• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• Today, a girl
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• We had a high profile public masturbation deal here today
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• Plastic Girl O Fashion Whore
• Questions I have had today
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• She wanted a garden tucked away behind a campground. I wanted a cozy apartment on the riverfront.
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• she had mood ring eyes
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• What she didn't say
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• she had already found her party
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• She Had to Be Sure
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• apartment complex
• Garden apartment
• Surah 49 The Private Apartments
• Apartment house
• Basement Apartment
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• Charon, Mailman of Apartment Block 13-B
• Apartment hunting
• Studio Apartment, Unfurnished
• Good-bye Apartment
• my old apartment
• Apartment 26
• Apartment 14S - colors
• apartment building
• the contents of Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment
• Getting an apartment in New York City versus getting an apartment elsewhere
• The Apartment
• Apartment on High
• apartment manager
• Choosing a good apartment
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• Apartment therapy
• The Android In Janet Blue's Apartment.
• The only reason I'd forget my apartment is if I wanted to invite people over
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I Didn't Know
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Didn't you know?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• You lying whore
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• They didn't have the heart
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it

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