Findings:
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- Stoned music memories
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- The day I lost all faith in the American government
- all day I dream about sex
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You don't have any real problems
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- So you don't have to
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Baptist jokes
- All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
- Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
- some day we will all be gone
- Where have all the poets gone?
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- all those days are gone
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- You don't have to remember my name
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- All Saints Day
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- My paintings are all I have
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't have a television set
- I don't remember all that much
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
- All cats have nine tails
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Cats don't have brakes
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- All the fairies have gone
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- don't spend it all in one place
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- A reason to drink
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Why don't I have votes today?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- We are all we have
- All these things we'll one day swallow whole
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
- All Summer in a Day
- endless liquid crystal prayerwheels spun and shining all day long in the dead city
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- I must have waited all my life for this
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- An Eternity Is All I Have
- when all the white horses have broken free
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- And All That Could Have Been
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- All I have left to lose
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
- she reads all day
- all living things must above all else have hope
- It's like you don't carrot all
- Have a nice day
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Penis for a day
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Don't give up your day job
- The days of wonder have come at last
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
- Long Haired Preachers
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
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