• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Secret Service Frequencies by User Name
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Call by name
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• What was stolen by someone else
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• Addressing others by their user names
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Ye Jacobites By Name
• When things are known by a brand name
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was raised by the French government
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Her name was Natalie
• A Jared by any other name
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• display name (user)
• how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
• Cousin named Sven (user)
• The Named shepherd of Your Dreams
• Football is such a simple game
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I was looking for you
• What was the question?
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• clue by four
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Connection reset by peer
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Killed By Death
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• By way of a eulogy
• One by One
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• Close to the Knives
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• For a Book by Thomas Hardy
• huge marketing muscle powered by VC funny money
• By the Bivouac's Fitful Flame
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-B
• Remarks by President George W. Bush at Islamic Center of Washington, D.C.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Five Principles of Nonviolence as Outlined by Martin Luther King Jr.
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture II: What Pragmatism Means
• Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• By the nose
• Trial by Jury
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• Hurt the team by beating yourself
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• Necessary Journeys: Stranraer to London by Dodgy Motorcycle
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• a collection of rubber bands sorted by length
• Why my co-worker, "Bob," is an idiot
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• He did very little harm
• Did the backstory for Atomsk come from Mr Roboto?
• dub
• The Name Game
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 6.2 Named 'let'
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• the most common middle names
• There was a young lady named Puck
• Irish Names for Women
• The Danger of Names in a Super-hero Reality
• Named HTML Colors (document)
• Deliberately confusing generic names
• International automobile name changes
• Hungarian Name Days
• Hero Name (user)
• Name and number (user)
• Killing in the Name
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Kilroy was here
• The world was designed for giant squid
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was more than perfect understanding
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• And in those days was armageddon
• Which was what we wanted
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• It was free, so I took it.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I was adored once too

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