Findings:

• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• What dogs dream about
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Can You Read My Mind
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• What loneliness can do to you
• Can We Talk About This?
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• Can we all just get along?
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I can do it myself
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• There is nothing the dead can do
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• I can quit any time I want
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Any house can become a prison
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Know How, Can Do
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Do what you can as you do
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• You, standing
• Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
• What to do about trolls
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any Mick'll Do
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Damn, you can see stars
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Conventional views about human cloning
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If you can say something nice, do
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• I can do much better than this
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• you can put your arms around a memory
• we can all just be around other people
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You can do anything
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Twelve: About the Common Mind
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• A story about a person I do not know
• teen drinking
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• i do not worry about
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Any song can be a love song
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Any fool can make a rule
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• As any fool can plainly see
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• I can do shit with my legs
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind

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