Findings:
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- You have no power over me
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Look at me, I am moving on
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Khaled Islambouli
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Could you have danced with me?
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- tell me what you have in your heart
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Society made me what I am
- Take Me As I Am
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Am I asleep? Have I slept?
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Am I dying? Have I died?
- why am i me, and you're you?
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- Have I mentioned I am gay today?
- Things video games have taught me
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Have One On Me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- simple answers make me insane
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Why old people piss me off
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Dogs that have owned me
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- What have you done for me lately?
- It could have been me
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- you have me at a disadvantage
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- I am the Walrus
- You Am I
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- God gets pissed
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
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