Findings:

• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I am nothing but my sins
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• Nothing But Trouble
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• It will be good when I am leader
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• To wear nothing but steam
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• Leaving nothing but questions
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But 'Net
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Khaled Islambouli
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• I love you but I have to let you go
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• nothing but (user)
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I am a mental construct in her head
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• This city is nothing but ornamental lights
• nothing but flowers
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• nothing but longing
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• all net, nothing but territory
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting.
• I am but higher
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• There's a democracy in my head, and I am outnumbered
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I know you are, but what am I?
• i know you are but what am i
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I am nothing in the presence of a god
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• Depression is a good thing
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• nothing but net
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• Love cookies
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Good from far, but far from good
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I have children; therefore I am better than you

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