• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• You're so money
• You're so come here go away
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• we could get lost in the fall
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• So you think you're on a roll?
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• If I could just watch myself burn
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• How a pizza gets made
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• You're So Vain
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• You're All I Need to Get By
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Buying a cell phone
• If only I could get into her head
• I hope I get old before I die.
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You could be so delicious
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• You're so boned
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• So your kids want a pet
• you're so poetic tonight
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• We need to watch things die
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• hope I die before I get old
• The Get Up Kids
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Helping your kid brother die
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• You're too young to be so old
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Rite Aid made my basement flood
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Bender Gets Made
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The Kids' AIDS Site
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• The Old Woman I Watched Die
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'll get there when I get there
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• Please please please let me get what I want
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• Karate Kid
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• The Next Karate Kid
• The Mystery Of the mising Kid!!!
• Invisible Kid I
• Onion Kid
• no women no kids (user)
• Kid Radd
• Special kids
• Kidd Class Destroyer
• I was a homeless bum
• Making bassoon reeds
• A match made in Heaven
• Silhouette made of wind rain and whispers
• Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• so to speak
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Alright, so where's the sign pasted on?
• Insulting softlinks
• So you don't have to
• Why I love Pascal so much
• O blush not so! O blush not so!
• Making the Movies XX Why Naval Movies are so Scarce
• Brenda, your brains smell so good
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Nothing So Strange (user)
• so much to say
• AIDS
• The River looks so good tonight
• AIDS and homosexuality
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• Band Aid 20
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• calculator watch
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• watch this
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Nigerian Fraud Watch
• replica watches (user)
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Watch whose money you pick up.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• You're all Sheep
• Jar Jar Must Die
• Ways to Say you're done
• Die Eier Von Satan
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Life sucks, then you die
• Newton, you're a crackpot
• Dial 911 and Die
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• Die Ballade vom angenehmen Leben
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Double Die

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