Findings:
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm so sorry
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- i've worked very hard to become so
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I'm sorry
- I'm Not Sorry
- God works in mysterious ways
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- so sorry (user)
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- So. Central Rain
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- the way the leaves move, the green light, so green
- It's so crazy it just might work
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- She works in mysterious ways
- Tracers work both ways
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- How your brain works
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- I'm sorry for your loss
- I'm so tough
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Today I'm glad I work in a diner
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- A Room That Said I’m Sorry
- I'm the screen, I work at night
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- Sorry, I don't work here
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
- Brenda, your brains smell so good
- The Brain
- Pinky and the Brain
- Brain freeze
- brain rectification
- Brain damage
- Bad Brains
- right brain
- brain fart
- I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
- This is your brain on drugs
- brain stem
- Water brain
- Sir Brain (user)
- Best Brains
- brain drain
- Global Brain
- brain surgery
- insane brain noise
- If I only had a brain
- Brain Drain (user)
- brain augmentation
- Unix brain damage
- We are the trains of thought that move through everything's brain
- The significant costs of the large human brain
- Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
- Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
- brain bucket
- Brain tumor
- My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
- How many chickens?
- Brain Teaser
- Tab completion is an infectious brain virus
- Galaxy Brain
- brain transplant
- Scoutmaster Brains
- Warning: Ecstasy may cause brain damage
- Brains are sexy
- My brain went on vacation and left my pancreas in charge
- bad brain day
- Brain Smasher
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- pidgin brain
- The Green Brain
- Brain Teaser: Five Hats
- Give Me the Brain
- What're we gonna do tomorrow night, Brain?
- Mutant brains of London cabbies
- The Golden Turkey Award for Most Brainless Brain Movie
- Boys got cooties, girls got brains
- Black box for the brain
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- never trust a minty brained man
- burn in the brain
- Have brain, will travel
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- that lump they call your brain
- Deadly Brain
- Brain Mole
- The Brain Room
- The Brain That Wouldn't Die
- How your brain codes knowledge
- wet brain
- Soul of an artist, brain of a geek
- Your Method Works
- Black Hole Brain (user)
- Sexing the Brain
- human brain
- Grandma's brain exploded; thereafter, things improved
- broiled brain (user)
- Bird Brains
- Brain death
- Brain Fever
- Left/Right brain dominance
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