Findings:
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- How to make a decent cup of tea
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Being a dickhead
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- You have no power over me
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Tell me about your secret places
- I'm so sorry
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- What makes him so goddamned special?
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- My first comet
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How to make everything2 a better place
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
- How to make homemade slush
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- Don't Make Me Think
- Please God, make me a stone.
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to tell if someone loves you
- If No One Will Love Me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- How to make oboe reeds, Part III
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- No place I'd rather be
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- He taught me how to smoke
- How to make a USPS standard mailbox vandal-proof, if not snow-plough proof
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- How Do You Want Me?
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- They grow up. No one told me.
- How to make a Lightsaber
- Smoke ring cannon
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- So. Central Rain
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm a little tea pot
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Women want me when I'm taken
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- No Weed for Me
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Tell me a story about brains
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- mud pie
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- Collision avoidance technique
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Tell me of the nature of death
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- Image Processing: how to make a RAW image
- how to make a roasting bag
- you make me think of death
- How to make a desk
- How do you make a life matter?
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- How to find good nodes
- Heart, have no pity
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
- To find one's place
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- No peace I find
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to make your own toothpaste
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to make a layered shot
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Movies that should have been books first
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Why are you so goddamn cranky?
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I'm not homophobic but...
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
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