• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm so sorry
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• So. Central Rain
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm sorry
• Being a dickhead
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm Not Sleeping
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Being average is rare
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• On being a tourist in America
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• It sucks not being a bear.
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• The Pope said sorry
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• you being in love
• It's nice being in shape
• Why I hate being single
• On being a staunch monarchist
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being in love
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• tell me a story about really being undead
• Being your own voyeur
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Now I'm Nothing
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Sorry, Mark
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Being There
• being a kid was great
• she being Brand
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• How to cure being ticklish
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• She is afraid of not being shy
• On being a creature of fantasy and desire
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Turkey Soup for Jerks
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Accidental death odds
• Being with an older woman
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
• All things being equal
• A simple celebration of being alive
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• Arriving as a state of being
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• jerk
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• Beings of pure energy
• World of Being
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• On being American
• The difference between being naked and nude

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