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• Happy When It Rains
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• So. Central Rain
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• i only knew when silence screamed
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• I walk around when I'm high
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• I'm only emo on my days off
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When it rains, it pours
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• We journal only when we hurt
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I only smoke when I drink
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It only hurts when I breathe
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• speak only when spoken to
• Only When I Lose Myself
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• only when you cannot hear
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• The Falling Rain
• The Rain Song
• The silence of the rain
• Red Earth and Pouring Rain
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• hanging out the window with a bottle full of rain
• Strangers when we meet
• When it's raining
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• You know you've been away from home too long
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• When the Saints Go Marching In
• When Motorcycles Fall
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When the snow crystals fall
• When a body catch a body
• When It Falls
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• When the World Ends
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• When the Dancer Holds the Sun in Her Arms
• happy hunting ground
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Happy Reminiscence
• Happy Songs for Happy People
• Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• Im No Writer (user)
• You're Only Old Once!
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Only a simple computer program
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• only chocolate and raspberries
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• the woods, my only solace
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• It's only gay if the balls touch
• For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
• Sitting in the rain
• There Will Come Soft Rains
• freezing rain
• horizontal rain
• The Rain in Binghamton
• Fool in the Rain
• When Harry Met Sally
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• When you work at a supermarket
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When she was bad
• When not to snipe (on Ebay)
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I'll get there when I get there
• His face when she fell
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• When I am an old woman
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• when all the white horses have broken free
• The Happy Prince
• Trigger Happy TV
• Happy Trails
• The Most Happy Fella
• Happy Bivouac
• bees, I am happy to report, are plenty
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• im da best (user)
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm just talking about Shaft
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Only Begotten Daughter
• There is no terrorism. There is only war.
• There are only 86,000 eligible men in Australia
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Before the Rain
• rain on one's parade

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