happy jason

Raw facts:

I read a lot.
I don't own a car because driving terrifies me.
I work with a bunch of alcoholic telecom people.
Yuppies really bother me.
I like cats but don't have any because my roomate dislikes
 them.
I wear glasses.
I like winter. Winter = bulky clothing.
I really like coffee.
I live in Colorado. Many yuppies, bad coffee. I should
 probably move.
It's been pointed out to me recently that every tech toy I own
 lessens the chances of my getting a date.