• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just sayin'
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just here for the candy
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm just a bill
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• i'm just a girl
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• love the drinker hate the drunk
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Just being quiet and close
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Just How You Feel
• Lovely, just lovely
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• We Just Disagree
• Just beyond the shadows of depression
• I just live here
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Music to get drunk to
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I just want to be friends
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• A Just Ocean
• More than just a song
• It's nothing to listen to, just some memories
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I Just Shot a Mime
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• The Jinjin's Just Judgment
• just deserts
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• just free (user)
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• drunk
• Drunk Logic
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm game
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm not supposed to show you
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• All we need is just to be
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Ted, Just Admit It
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• I just shot John Lennon
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Just a Scene
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• Girl drink drunk
• Could man be drunk for ever
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.

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