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• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm just talking about Shaft
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm just a bill
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• i'm just a girl
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm just here for the candy
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• dry drunk
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• some drunk magic
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• im not mikey_root (category)
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Just being quiet and close
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Just How You Feel
• Lovely, just lovely
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• Reave the Just and Other Tales
• Just War Doctrine
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Just be home in time for supper
• wrinkles are symptoms of deeper structural flaws. just listen, your skull is cracking, breaking
• why don't you just?
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• just think (user)
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• HI im vik (user)
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I just want to be friends
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• A Just Ocean
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• just noticeable difference
• Just Another Night at the Frat House
• just like mom used to make
• Hey! Just say!
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• just a nice guy (user)
• Just Like Mom
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• And they all just stood and stared
• it just doesn't matter anymore
• legally drunk
• Drunk in Manhattan
• The Drunk Monks Steak
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm a luser
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• As i'm (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm pregnant, and it's yours
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• All we need is just to be
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Just One Of Those Days
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The floor is just a giant shelf
• Just plane smart
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Just Me_root (category)
• I just wanna rock and never stop
• Just a spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Just in Case
• How Much for just the Planet?
• Drunk and Beautiful
• drunk and disorderly
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I'm glad I'm white
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• I just work here
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• She just sat there
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• We Just Disagree
• Just beyond the shadows of depression
• I just live here
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers

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