• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• History of the E2 Voting/Experience system
• Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
• Religious Experience
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• Step right on up! Spike heels not advised.
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Yes me, right now
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• what are all those long dead ancient masters up to now?
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Some Experiences in Korea
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• You Fucked Up!
• Having sex up against a wall
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Religious Right
• right up my alley
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Right now,
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• chalk it up to experience
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• People have fucked up before
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Right here and now
• Some Elementary Comments on the Rights of Freedom of Expression
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Now I'm Nothing
• If I died right now
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Is having a job a human right?
• I hate myself right now
• The Religious Right is fundamentally wrong
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• fuck up
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Home surgery
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• The Varieties of Religious Experience
• We reserve the right to learn from experience
• Ken Lay
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Wrap Up In Noder Love: An E2 Craft Project and Fundraiser
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Fucked up Facts from History
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked up ways to die
• Right now I am floating
• Straighten Up And Fly Right
• No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
• Physical beings having a spiritual experience
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• The Religious Experience of Philip K. Dick
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• Right Here, Right Now
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Right Where You Are Sitting Now
• movement to elect the Religious Right
• Fucked Up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• step right up
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Some Kinda Itch
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Right side up
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• T-Bone Burnett on the Religious Right
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• John McCain speech on Religious Right
• Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
• choke up
• Fuck me boots
• I wake up so energized
• Fuck you, Jared!
• Tune Up #2
• Morrison's Lament
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• fuck america!
• tag up
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Having An Average Weekend
• How did I end up here?
• The downside of having superpowers
• Ego up against the wall
• When having sex in French
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• washing up liquid
• Im-
• cracking up (user)
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• My cats think I'm a God

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