• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Happy When It Rains
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• When you go, I sleep again
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When I sleep, its not quiet
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I walk around when I'm high
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• When Animals Attack
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• It hurt when we were pruned
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• when dogs puke
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• When Saturday Comes
• Paris... When it Sizzles!
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• back when our blood was still warm
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• When the great recorder comes
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• When We left Earth
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• When Chris Came Home
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Happy Meal
• Happy Birthday to You
• Happy Mondays
• happy jason (user)
• How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Happy Halloween
• A happy girl
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Dr. Seuss's Sleep Book
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• my baby sleeps on her head
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Team Sleep
• Sleep on it
• Angels Losing Sleep
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• When You Are Old
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Her hair, tangled
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• How to scream when no one is looking
• We journal only when we hurt
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
• When I became beautiful
• When Clients Attack
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• When a virgin graduates
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When the Nightingale Sings
• When the Robins Nest Again
• To Here Knows When
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• When two vowels go walking
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• happy hunting ground
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Happy Reminiscence
• Happy Songs for Happy People
• Camels Are Happy To Open A Shop Of Hankerchiefs
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Cute
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I Sleep Alone
• The House of Sleep
• She Sleeps
• The Clerk in the Second Bookstore in "The Big Sleep"
• A brief history of sleep apnea and its treatment
• The Science of Sleep
• Memories of sleep
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• When having sex in Poland
• when the wind is blowing just right
• When you wake up feeling old
• When your mind races, who wins?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When can it end?
• When were the gospels written?
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• November 4, 1995
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• Sing when you're winning
• When I was young

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