Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm going to secretly hate every lovey-dovey schmuck in existence until Spring is good and fucking gone."

• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Good until the last drop
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Every good band decibels furiously
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Good old fashioned fucking
• I'm Going Crazy
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm not fucking bored
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm Going Home
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• I'm going to Disneyland
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Good Intentions Gone Wrong
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• it feels good until you stop
• Every spring in Texas
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Every good boy deserves fruit
• EGBDF
• Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Going, going, gone
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Good Thing Going
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to the moon
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• good reasons to hate someone
• Damn, I'm good.
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm good for it.
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm no good at enigmas
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Wait Until Spring, Bandini
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• every
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right
• every so often
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• In Every Dream Home a Heartache
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Statistics every writer should know
• There's a sucker born every minute
• treat every moment like it's your last
• Condemned to wires and hammers, strike every chord that you feel
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• Two Sides To Every Story
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• Things every child should be taught
• A computer in every home and on every desk
• What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
• There's one born again every minute
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Trouble Comin' Every Day
• Christmas is the same every year
• Why do this every day?
• Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
• proof that every game of Sylver Coinage ends
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• sketch of a Set Theory proof that every Goodstein's sequence reaches 0
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• Every city is full of secret places
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
• I think of you every time I cry
• Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Every minute dies a man
• Inside every Mr Man...(lessons in sexual identity at McDonald's)
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• Prayer to Every God
• Behind Every Villain
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• ban every new user (user)
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Two spoons for every sundae
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• why i smoke weed every day

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