Findings:

• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• can of whoopass
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• Can I wake you up?
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm All You Can Think About
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm Going Crazy
• Thumbs Up going down
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to the moon
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• open up your eyes, open up your eyes, open up your eyes
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• this is how i'm going to die.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to kill you
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Open up
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Open Up The Gates
• How to make roses open up
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• cat /dev/whoop-ass
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• murder can be fun

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