Findings:

• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm just a bill
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Not just a happy ending
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm just here for the candy
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• Dammit, I'm mad
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• This is Just to Say
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?
• I just need a hug, is all
• Just like you
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• Just suppose
• If I could just watch myself burn
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• just real (user)
• Just a spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• Intelligent Dance Music
• contra dance
• mating dance
• the Ivanova dance
• tea dance
• A dance in silence
• I never learned to dance
• Armenian Dances
• The Secret Lives of Dance Cards
• Dance Poem
• happy hacker
• There is no happy ending
• Happy death day, Friedrich Nietzsche!
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I swear I'm not crazy
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I,m your Buttocks (user)
• just friends
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Just before you make that next move...
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• They just kind of went away
• the coffee is just water dressed in brown
• Just Swing It (user)
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• My mother just died
• No human, just Porsche
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• it's just rational
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• Gallows Dance
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Dance of the Drunken Master
• Drawing Room Dances 1847 VII
• lion dance
• Save the Last Dance
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Welcome to the Dance
• When the dancer becomes the dance
• Happy Fun Ball
• Happy Franks
• Happy Kerpuffle Fluff
• The Happy Hocky Family
• happy laugh (user)
• If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
• Happy Kitty Bunny Pony
• we will become a happy ending
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now

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