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• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I have to go to the bathroom
• take madness and decipher it without my help
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I love my roommate
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It's better to have loved and lost
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• You, standing
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• Is to Leave All, and Take the Thread of Love
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Knots I have known and loved
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• love is letting go
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Nowhere to go but down
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Go and see, my love
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Why you should take your drugs and go to therapy
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• How to remove roommates from showers
• Take the Drink
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Here We Have Idaho
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• take the red pill
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Take now your son, your only son, Isaac
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• People have fucked up before
• Your body is waiting to take over the world
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Take The Lead
• What Might Have Been
• You pays your money and you takes your choice
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I would like to have emotions
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• To Have and Have Not
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Dead people I have known
• Can I have a light?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Words have power
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Have you been a dad today?
• Movies that should have been books first
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• help im a rock (user)
• i need help (user)
• Pure id (user)
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I knew I'd know you someday
• No place I'd rather be
• Love life
• True Love Waits
• Joanie Loves Chachi
• All Is Full of Love
• love lock
• butt log
• My love in her attire doth show her wit

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