Findings:

• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• If God was willing to let it be
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There need to be more powers
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Where's the kaboom?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• She was too beautiful to be human
• No place I'd rather be
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There will be no more stories to read
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We used to be more in sync
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• How to be a more productive writer
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• It was more than perfect understanding
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• More than he was willing to give
• More to be pitied than scolded
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
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• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• I just want to be friends
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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