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• How many grooves are on a record?
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• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
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• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
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• How many living things are there on earth?
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• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
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• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• How many beans make five?
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
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• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
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• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
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• How does one love the dead?
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• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
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• Does He Take Sugar?
• How Many Miles to Babylon?
• How many keys on a piano?
• How many elephants
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• Strange man makes permanent visit
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• how many lines of code have you written?
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
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• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• How many primes are there?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• It is sad how many were torn off
• she does not know how much I need this
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Death takes a piss
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Putting a match out in your mouth
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• Smoke ring cannon
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• Cleaning your ears
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• How do you hear the water?
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• How Would Jesus Drive?
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• Finding Coke at Hopkins
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• How to make a woman ejaculate
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• How to Irritate People
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• How to field dress a deer
• How to Win at Nintendo Games
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• How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
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• How to order in a crowded bar
• How to sleep on a Blue Goose
• Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• I don't know how to smile
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• How to ship a bike
• Honig v. Doe
• Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• How to Eat at McDonald's
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
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• Where does a storm begin?
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• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How much pain did you cause?

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