Findings:
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- How Pac-Man got his name
- How to beat the national debt
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
- Beating someone severely
- How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- How to beat a lie detector
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- how to beat RAY
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- Beating the Montreal metro system
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How to beat the system in Monopoly
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How to beat the original Secret of Monkey Island
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- How to beat Everything2
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
- how Wiener found his way home
- How the King Changed His Mind
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
- How Helgi, the son of Sigmund, won King Hodbrod and his Realm, and wedded Sigurn
- Giving a cat oral medication
- How Man creates his Gods
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- Captain Subtext and his truth helmet
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Captain Video and His Video Rangers
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
- big beat
- beat
- beats
- Meat Beat Manifesto
- Beat Generation
- Beat like a redheaded stepchild
- Human Beat Box
- Beat Speak
- Beat Happening
- Beat the Clock
- Dead beat
- Beat juggling
- beat em up
- beat the bishop
- binaural beat
- Make a beat
- Flat Beat
- Don't beat around the bush
- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
- Bronski Beat
- Bo Diddley beat
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- English Beat
- breakbeat science
- Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
- Beat Matching
- beat layering
- beat frequency
- 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
- The World Famous Beat Junkies
- Beat Crazy
- I listen to the beat of your music
- The Beat of the Music
- Beat It
- Honda Beat
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- Beat! Beat! Drums!
- strong beat
- inner beats
- I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
- Fight Club as an extension of the Beat Generation
- The Dancefloor is our Mother. Her heart beats at 125 BPM.
- Chemical Beat
- Teen Beat
- beat off
- digital beat matching
- Eat me beat me lady
- Beat the System
- Beat The Reaper
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Fly low and beat the radar
- Beats & Pieces
- beat the guillotine
- Beat Takeshi
- Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
- Where it's okay to beat your wife
- Jungle Beats
- Nylon Beat
- Manhattan Is My Beat
- Beat the Geeks
- Direct Beat
- Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
- Beats International
- beat poet
- The first beat down handed out in the Senate
- Wicked Beat Sound System
- Hard To Beat
- The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
- archy beats a rap
- Beat around the bush
- lonely beat (user)
- bad beat
- My beat up old Offspring tape
- repetitive beats
- Big Beat Boutique
- blast beat
- We beat a friar's liar
- beat boxing
- Noder Beat
- And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
- Beat Poetry
- Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
- we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
- Hip Hop production
- Beats Antique
- March to the beat of a different drum
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- And so we beat on, spaceships against the current
- as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
- Little Classics: Tom Sawyer
- Kind Words (lo fi chill beats to write to)
- Beat Hazard 2
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to
- Lo fi Boriswave beats to relax/get Brexit done to
- your heart beats in 2s and 2s
- Captain Teeth (user)
- captain izumi (user)
- Captain Kirk
- Captain Crunch
- Hikaru Sulu
- Captain Picard
- Kathryn Janeway
- Captain Beefheart
- Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys
- Captain Tractor
- Captain Sensible
- Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future
- Captain Jonathan Power
- Captain's Wafers
- Captain Matthew Gideon
- Captain
- Sea captain
- Captain Caveman
- The Captain (user)
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard
- Captain Pugwash
- Captain Jack
- Captain Blood
- Captain Antilles
- The Captain and Tennille
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